Thank you for your time Dr. Style. Can you explain to our readers what Sticktotheright.com© is about?

Well Patricia, it’s based on the fact that if people Stick to the Right©, they won’t bump into each other on the street and do that sick dance people do to get around each other. I know when that happens to me I just want to punch the other person in the face.

In fact, in all aspects of life, if you Stick to the Right©, you won’t be a hinder to society. Be it walking down the street or driving your car. Based on studies, if people stick to the right driving except to pass, the flow of traffic would be 30% faster and with that, poisonous fuel emissions and pollution would also go down by approximately 30%. It’s also a fact that one out of forty car accidents is caused in part by someone driving too slow in the left lane.

How do you plan to get sticktotheright.com© known worldwide?

I’m not shooting for the world, mostly because I generally travel in North America and also in some countries they drive on the opposite side of the road and I wouldn’t want to be responsible for any accidents.

Currently, I am working with a publicity firm in getting the word out via interviews, internet and television campaigns sponsored throughout North America by Car Insurance Firms and Mental Health Government Funding.

Mental Health?

It is a fact that most depression and anxiety are caused by external factors, in other words ‘people’. Ignorant people that drive in any lane, walk anywhere on the sidewalk and so on are the ones that drive other people nuts. It’s a fact that if you Stick to the Right©, you increase the flow of things by approximately 30%, therefore I theorize that there will be up to 30% less stress, depression and anxiety in North America when word gets out. Along with this, we estimate car accidents will drop by over 5%. Many firms have agreed and jumped on board. I believe that life and safety in North America will improve significantly if people implement this concept into their lives.

Any other means on getting the word out?

I hate junk mail and pop-up ads online but everyday more sights are jumping on the bandwagon and putting Sticktotheright.com© links on their site. They can add a link for free and they do not require written permission.

There has been quite a bit of attention in the medical community on the new disease you discovered Elapsomnia©. Can you tell me a little about it?

I guess I’ve spent most of my life feeling a little different than everyone else. After years of doctor’s appointments and accusations of being a hypochondriac, I did some medical research and in fact what I was suffering from was a disease that hadn’t been documented as of then. I guess what you can say is that I ‘discovered’ Elapsomnia© by also being the first documented victim.

This is a disease in which the victim suffers from time perception inaccuracy. In other words, the sensation of time is different than Non-elapsmatic© or ‘normal’ people.

You see, one hour to non-elapsmatic© or normal people feels like 60 minutes, for a level two elapsmatic© person, one hour feels like 120 minutes has past. The highest level I’ve documented so far is level eight elapsomnia©. This is really dreadful, the elapsmatic© victim feels like he or she has put in a full work day but only one hour has passed.

Men seem to be more susceptible to Elapsomnia© than women, by an average of five to one. I myself have been diagnosed as a level three elapsmatic©, so to me one hour feels like three. Although Elapsomnia© is a disease, it is not life threatening. There is a good side to it, if I live another fifty years, it’ll feel like a hundred and fifty (laughs).

At times Elapsomnia© is seen as a gift, for example during a roller coaster ride, intimate activities or perhaps a favorite entertainer’s concert. But unfortunately most Elapsmatic© people like myself are angry and impatient in traffic, at restaurants and waiting in line. Everyday waiting situations can feel like forever.

That must be a great disease to have for getting a good night’s rest!

I don’t know of any good diseases to have. Unfortunately Elapsomnia© victims suffer with negative levels of Elapsomnia©. I have been diagnosed as a negative level four when I sleep. That means eight hours of sleep feels like two. It’s sad.

I’ve met with others that I believe range from negative two to negative fifteens. I’ve yet to meet anyone diagnosed as an Elapsmatic© that has the same perception of time as they do when they are awake. Like the old saying goes, “time flies when you’re asleep”.

Is there any medication available to treat Elapsomnia©?

Not at this point, I’ve been talking to a few drug production companies but nothing has been signed nor have any prototypes been developed.

I understand that you’ve discovered another medical phenomena called Naturaltarian©. Could you explain that please?

A Naturaltarian© is a person who only eat things that die of natural causes. For the record, I didn’t invent this way of eating, I’m simply the first to study and document it.

Back in 1998, I tried it for a month to pay respect to Mother Earth and if truth be told, to lose some weight but I couldn’t stand it. First off, it was hard to find food that died of natural causes and secondly, once I had a glass of naturaltarian© milk and it completely freaked me out. Imagine drinking milk from a cow that died of natural causes. It wasn’t good, it was a yellow syrupy and salty beverage, quite gross, it didn’t even taste like milk. I even threw out the glass afterwards as it left a permanent residue on it.

The strange thing is Naturaltarian© food is either extremely expensive or quite cheap, I’ve never seen it at the same price as normal comparable food.

Is it true that Klik and Spam are Naturaltarian© foods?

I don’t have any sponsorships from either of those companies so I’m not going to comment and give them free advertising.

Are there many Naturaltarians© in North America?

I don’t have any confirmed numbers as most keep to themselves and some don’t even know that they are Naturaltarians©, they are just particular with what they eat. I’ve received emails that some cults, of which I have nothing to do with, have adopted this way of eating.

There is also a new diet called the NaturaltarianDiet©, I know personally I lost over ten pounds in the first week and I’ve received emails of others that have gotten similar fantastic results. Although I’d never recommend it, the Naturaltarian Diet© possibly has the best results of any diet currently in practice next to fasting.